February 2012
3 posts
Progress
jabberisgay: i still own dotnetbotnet.net
jabberisgay: lol
gofuckyou: awesome.
gofuckyou: needs moar net.
gofuckyou: net.dotnetbotnet.net
jabberisgay: creating a. record now
SOME People Call Me A CHALLENGE COMPLETED
dryan: gofuckyou: nighty night space cowboy!
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One Person Calls Me A
R: nighty night space cowboy!
D: i need to convince one more person to call me that so i can infer that some people do so.
September 2011
3 posts
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Sebastard
(17: 50) (@someduder)
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(18: 23) (@someduder) sorry bout that.
(18: 23) (@someduder) in other news, my cat is a dick.
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Tempting Fate
Shea: How may I assist you today?
Moi: Hi Shea. Just wanted to give you folks a heads-up: Meijer #194 (1167 East Clinton Trail, Charlotte, MI 48813) is listed on your store locator, but never appear to have heard of your products. May want to reach out to them.
Shea: Thank you. I will forward that info over to the correct department.
Moi: (So as to not have wasted the trip altogether, I'm currently dining on some pre-packaged sushi from their deli. Provided that I live through the afternoon, I'll try one of the listed shops in Lansing.)
Moi: Have a great day!
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
2 posts
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Time For Lunch, I Guess
Dennis: STATUS: Code is compiling ... er ... features are running!
Janson: Too bad you aren't here. The leap chairs are perfect for jousting.
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Just uploading an old song that an old friend and...
May 2011
1 post
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I Think I Just Got Turned Down
You: played LABIA for 16 points.
Opponent: played JAIL for 15 points.
January 2011
2 posts
1 tag
Starting a “professional” Rails app with Haml,... →
How about an incredibly handy tutorial for getting up and running with Rails 3, Devise, Haml, and even Web App Theme? Yeah, I thought so.
December 2010
3 posts
“When a crab loses his shell, he finds one. When a man loses his shell, he...”
– J. Scott Myers
Array#first and Array#last parameters
rubyquicktips:
Did you know you can pass a number parameter to Array#first and Array#last?
x = [1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10]
x.first 5
=> [1,2,3,4,5]
x.last 2
=> [9,10]
This tip was submitted by Alfred Nagy.
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This Would Be Less Hilarious If Both Were Human
leviathan: behemoth: er, in what is
behemoth: leviathan: in what is what?
leviathan: behemoth: we covered that.
behemoth: leviathan: no, we really didn't
leviathan: behemoth: sex for $15 dollars normal?
behemoth: leviathan: i'm afraid that i wouldn't know
leviathan: behemoth: time
behemoth: leviathan: yes, teim.
leviathan: behemoth: not
behemoth: leviathan: oh, you son of a bitch
leviathan: behemoth: time
behemoth: leviathan: okay, let's do this.
leviathan: behemoth: identify
behemoth: leviathan: fuck you, you know me
leviathan: behemoth: yay
November 2010
2 posts
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So, I Can't Wrap A Gift
I can, however, be a complete idiot. Since I suck at wrapping gifts, I’m going to show you how to make an Awesome Sandwich instead. First, get your prep area good and clean, lay down some protective foil, and prepare your awesome.
Of course, no Awesome Sandwich is complete without a couple slices of wheat bread. Place the awesome between them.
Now that your Awesome Sandwich is...
So, I Got A New Ride
A conversation with my old man some months back set the both of us to looking for a “new” car for me to drive. Essentially, he was interested in the engine from my truck, a 1999 Tahoe that was a Michigan State Police pursuit vehicle in a previous life, so I told him that if he were to find a car that meets my criteria (older than me, interesting, and better fuel economy than the truck,...
October 2010
7 posts
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This Sounds Familiar
Seriously enough, I think I know exactly the fellow that this definition is meant to describe:
Asshole Driven Development (ADD) – Any team where the biggest jerk makes all the big
decisions is asshole driven development. All wisdom, logic or process goes out the
window when Mr. Asshole is in the room, doing whatever idiotic, selfish thing he thinks
is best. There may rules and...
Apple Town Prince » Blog Archive » Ruby Arrays:... →
Y’know, even with all the years I’ve been hacking on Ruby projects, I still get these three mixed up on occasion, so this article is really, really handy.
Going for the Heavy Bag
Jared: So, remember that dick punching you wanted to give me when I left and you inherited RAIDER?
Jared: Well, now I've re-inherited back, so will be promptly punching myself in my own dick.
Jared: lol
Jared: sigh
Jared: I miss you bro.
Include vs Extend in Ruby // RailsTips by John... →
This is a simple explanation and comparison of include and extend, which it turns out is really handy to have around.
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My New Obsession
Thanks, Apple, for being yet another enabler.
while true ; do say -v princess [[rate 500]] oonts ; done
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What A Meth
Rachel: Meth has ruined the fest for me. There's no decent cider.
Shawn: Meth ruins everything... WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Jennifer: Oh wow! I was just tellin Scott about this!! My mom had some cider their today that tasted like rotten apples!!
Dennis: I'm confused as to the correlation between meth and cider quality.
Rachel: The lady who owns englebrechts was arrested a few months back on meth charges. So there is no englebrechts cider this year. That's the conclusion I am drawing.
Dennis: Ah, I'd not heard. That's both unfortunate and somewhat disenchanting. Yes, disenchanting. The magic embedded in the memories of field trips to said orchard as kindergartners is now lessened.
September 2010
5 posts
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Bash 4 Craziness (And Gist Hack Test)
With any luck at all, this will show up as a proper embedded gist:
So … what’s that? Basically, Bash 4 added support for a Rubyism that a lot of us abuse to no end. Effectively, command_not_found_handle is Ruby’s method_missing, but for Bash. The above implements FizzBuzz using this mechanism. It’s awesome. It’s overkill. It’s awesome overkill.
Jared Grippe - Embedding Github Gists in Tumblr →
This is somewhat important for an entry that I’m resurrecting from the old Smurfeater database, and I reckon it may be useful to others.
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Well Lookie There
When I first made the move a month or so back from my own platform to Tumblr, I was kinda cranked that there wasn’t a proper client for Android.
And here it is. And it’s awesome. Also, the game.
Now I can make people yell “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu” much more efficiently during that 2 hour a morning commute.
August 2010
3 posts
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I'm Losing Some Pantslessness And Gaining A...
Let’s call it like it is … I have trouble relating to most men, particularly of my general age group. More so, I have a HUGE problem with those that solve their problems with violence. I’ve been that guy at some stage in my life. He was a big jerk, I didn’t like him very much at all, and neither did anybody else.
Even though I’ll admit to that behavior some time in...
Saddest Photo Evar
This isn’t altogether different from the imagery in the Sad Kermit videos, but it may be a bit more tasteful.
imaweird:
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Let's Try This Again
Since I’ve a few big changes of my own coming up in the near future, it seems like a good time to move ahead with a couple of site changes. Most importantly, I’ve moved Smurf Eater over to tumblr. The old content will eventually appear here as well, but for the next few days, we’ll all need to deal.
That’s all I’ve got. How the heck are the rest of yous kids?