It’s like cucumber feels my pain.
Going for the Heavy Bag
Jared: So, remember that dick punching you wanted to give me when I left and you inherited RAIDER?
Jared: Well, now I've re-inherited back, so will be promptly punching myself in my own dick.
Jared: lol
Jared: sigh
Jared: I miss you bro.
This is a simple explanation and comparison of include and extend, which it turns out is really handy to have around.
My New Obsession
Thanks, Apple, for being yet another enabler.
while true ; do say -v princess [[rate 500]] oonts ; done
What A Meth
Rachel: Meth has ruined the fest for me. There's no decent cider.
Shawn: Meth ruins everything... WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Jennifer: Oh wow! I was just tellin Scott about this!! My mom had some cider their today that tasted like rotten apples!!
Dennis: I'm confused as to the correlation between meth and cider quality.
Rachel: The lady who owns englebrechts was arrested a few months back on meth charges. So there is no englebrechts cider this year. That's the conclusion I am drawing.
Dennis: Ah, I'd not heard. That's both unfortunate and somewhat disenchanting. Yes, disenchanting. The magic embedded in the memories of field trips to said orchard as kindergartners is now lessened.
Bash 4 Craziness (And Gist Hack Test)
With any luck at all, this will show up as a proper embedded gist:
So … what’s that? Basically, Bash 4 added support for a Rubyism that a lot of us abuse to no end. Effectively, command_not_found_handle is Ruby’s method_missing, but for Bash. The above implements FizzBuzz using this mechanism. It’s awesome. It’s overkill. It’s awesome overkill.
This is somewhat important for an entry that I’m resurrecting from the old Smurfeater database, and I reckon it may be useful to others.
Well Lookie There
When I first made the move a month or so back from my own platform to Tumblr, I was kinda cranked that there wasn’t a proper client for Android.
And here it is. And it’s awesome. Also, the game.
Now I can make people yell “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu” much more efficiently during that 2 hour a morning commute.
