What A Meth
Rachel: Meth has ruined the fest for me. There's no decent cider.
Shawn: Meth ruins everything... WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Jennifer: Oh wow! I was just tellin Scott about this!! My mom had some cider their today that tasted like rotten apples!!
Dennis: I'm confused as to the correlation between meth and cider quality.
Rachel: The lady who owns englebrechts was arrested a few months back on meth charges. So there is no englebrechts cider this year. That's the conclusion I am drawing.
Dennis: Ah, I'd not heard. That's both unfortunate and somewhat disenchanting. Yes, disenchanting. The magic embedded in the memories of field trips to said orchard as kindergartners is now lessened.
