I can, however, be a complete idiot. Since I suck at wrapping gifts, I’m going to show you how to make an Awesome Sandwich instead. First, get your prep area good and clean, lay down some protective foil, and prepare your awesome.

Of course, no Awesome Sandwich is complete without a couple slices of wheat bread. Place the awesome between them.

Now that your Awesome Sandwich is assembled, wrap it in foil to ensure maximum awesomeness.

If you don’t already own a bar, you’re probably going to need to go to a bar (I went to Mike’s Sports Page) to procure a clean styrofoam meal container.

Now that the Awesome Sandwich is assembled, wrapped, and packaged, fill out the rest of the package with a suitable side. I’m using “Extreme” Horseradish Pringles.

You’re almost there. Close up the meal container, and do remember to mark the proper recipient so that you don’t get two orders mixed up.

Once you bag it up, you can consider the whole deal to be in the bag.