I find myself to be not much on the eyes, and I don’t see a feasible reason for anybody of the opposing (not opposite … they’re trying to kill us, guys) sex to be interested. I’m not terribly trusting of all of the good lookin’ ones that strike up conversation, so on.

Which of the following would you say describes this situation best:

• I’ve been dealing mostly with shallow women.
• I myself am more shallow than I’d be comfortable admitting.
• I am a dangerous mix of perceptive and hypercritical and would do well to spend the better part of each day thinking about boobs.

There’s a valid reason for the question at hand. I’m interested in both of your opinions.